{"id":13711,"date":"2017-11-01T10:49:36","date_gmt":"2017-11-01T17:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=13711"},"modified":"2017-11-01T10:56:00","modified_gmt":"2017-11-01T17:56:00","slug":"first-post-wednesday-november-1-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2017\/11\/01\/first-post-wednesday-november-1-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Wednesday, November 1, 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZH9Iv0VI6LU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Tradition ahead of timeliness. Yes, Game 7 tonight, but as we do on All Saints&rsquo; Day each year, we present this gorgeous song from the immortal Stephen Malkmus. Enjoy! <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Tonight, one of these teams gets eternal veneration, is bodily assumed into baseball heaven, is forever inscribed in the Hagiography of The National Pastime; the other merely suffers the martyr&rsquo;s fate, perhaps an upside-down crucifixion, no exhibit in the reliquary. Play ball!<\/p>\n<p>Last night (all times PDT), as heard somewhere in the vicinity between Nichols Canyon and Laurel Canyon: <\/p>\n<p>5:20-7:23 p.m. &mdash; Palpitations and vapors! Vapors and palpitations!<\/p>\n<p>7:24 p.m. &mdash; &lsquo;I LOVE YOU, CHRIS TAYLOR. I LOVE YOU.&rsquo;<\/p>\n<p>7:26 p.m. &mdash; &lsquo;I LOVE YOU, COREY SEAGER. I LOVE YOU.&rsquo;<\/p>\n<p>7:51 p.m. &mdash; &lsquo;I LOVE YOU, JUSTIN TURNER. I LOVE YOU, CODY BELLINGER. I LOVE YOU, KENTA MAEDA. I LOVE ALL THREE OF YOU.&rsquo;<\/p>\n<p>7:59 p.m. &mdash; &lsquo;I LOVE YOU, JOC PEDERSON. I LOVE YOU.&rsquo;<\/p>\n<p>8:43 p.m. &mdash; &lsquo;I LOVE YOU, KENLEY JANSEN. I LOVE YOU.&rsquo;<\/p>\n<p>If that&rsquo;s the last thing Chase UTlEy (Harry Kalas: <em>&lsquo;Chase Utley, you are the man!&rsquo;<\/em>) does on a baseball diamond, getting hit by a pitch (what else?) and scoring the deciding run in a must-win game for his team in the World Series, well&#8230;ALLAH BLESS YOU, CHASE UTLEY! CHASE UTLEY, YOU ARE THE MAN!<\/p>\n<p>Calder 8 might not be wild enough. Same goes for Delta 2, Delta 7, Hawthorne 8, Mahoning 5.<\/p>\n<p>But Delta 10, Hawthorne 2, Hawthorne 5, Hawthorne 6, PennNat 2, Remington 5, Remington 9 appear to be tossups. <\/p>\n<p>Goodnight and good <em>besuboru\/b&eacute;isbol!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tradition ahead of timeliness. Yes, Game 7 tonight, but as we do on All Saints&rsquo; Day each year, we present this gorgeous song from the immortal Stephen Malkmus. 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