{"id":13490,"date":"2017-09-21T12:49:59","date_gmt":"2017-09-21T19:49:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=13490"},"modified":"2017-09-21T12:51:30","modified_gmt":"2017-09-21T19:51:30","slug":"first-post-thursday-september-21-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2017\/09\/21\/first-post-thursday-september-21-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Thursday, September 21, 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IEIHVZqTZiY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>(<strong>WARNING<\/strong>: Extreme cinema <em>verit&eacute;<\/em> here, &agrave; la <em>Blair Witch<\/em>. If you are prone to motion sickness, DO NOT WATCH. Thank you.)<\/p>\n<p><em>&lsquo;Good yontiff and a very pleasant L&rsquo;shana Tovah to you wherever you may be&#8230;&rsquo;<\/em> <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The way the Kosher Dodger Dogs are playing right about now, they are going to need this sort of divine call to the heavens today and every other day. Yahweh is not smiling upon them; he is smiting them, Old Testament-style. FFS, they have lost three in a row to the Phillies &mdash; the feeble Phils! &mdash; and a fourth-straight defeat is a strong possibility today. Hoo-boy. Hey, Mr. Organist, cue up &lsquo;Hava Nagila&rsquo;, dance the hora, do something. Maybe they could have an ecumenical service with the rabbi and the imam and the priest and the lama and Yasiel Puig doing a ritual Santeria sacrifice in right field. Yeah, that&rsquo;ll work.<\/p>\n<p>The Woodbine finale last night was two low-priced horseys commandeering the exactor. What are you going to do? Oh, well. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Pleasanton<\/strong> is racing again, and the <strong>fourth<\/strong> there has the obvious <strong>#4 Midnight Seeker<\/strong> appearing best.<\/p>\n<p>For the parimutuel excitement you and your loved ones crave on this Rosh Hashana, consider <strong>Chas. Town 7<\/strong>, in which <strong>#7 Zenna<\/strong> has the bona fides to ring in the new year (5778!) in longshot style.<\/p>\n<p>Shalom!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(WARNING: Extreme cinema verit&eacute; here, &agrave; la Blair Witch. If you are prone to motion sickness, DO NOT WATCH. Thank you.) &lsquo;Good yontiff and a very pleasant L&rsquo;shana Tovah to you wherever you may be&#8230;&rsquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-3vA","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13490"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13492,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13490\/revisions\/13492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}