{"id":12987,"date":"2017-06-13T12:20:21","date_gmt":"2017-06-13T19:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=12987"},"modified":"2017-06-13T12:20:21","modified_gmt":"2017-06-13T19:20:21","slug":"tuesday-sniping-separated-at-birth-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2017\/06\/13\/tuesday-sniping-separated-at-birth-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday Sniping: Separated-at-Birth Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/c3JmrEHIHMo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>You know how if two people look and act the same, one of them is probably redundant, superfluous, surplus to demand? We have applied this theory to such superstar pairings of Ellen DeGeneres &#038; Neil Patrick Harris; Karl Rove &#038; Dick Cheney; Alex Jones &#038; Rush Limbaugh; Amy Schumer &#038; Miss Piggie; and so on. If one of the two in each pair were suddenly to disappear, probably no great loss, right? Well, we have a new pair to consider: Elmer Fudd &#038; Jefferson (DAVIS) (GEN. P.T.) Beauregard Sessions 3d. What say you? We report, you decide. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Loonie Tunies: the Universal Language!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Finger<\/strong><br \/>\nRace 7: #5 Too Fast for Love<\/p>\n<p><strong>Indiana<\/strong><br \/>\nRace 4: #9 Sensuous Pat<br \/>\nRace 5: #5 Hope Landing<br \/>\nRace 6: #7 Strong Composition<br \/>\nBonkers Box (Race 6): #7 Strong Composition &#8211; #2 Devil&rsquo;s Due West<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mountain<\/strong><br \/>\nRace 1: #10 Im Mr Right<br \/>\nRace 2: #2 Famous Fighter<br \/>\nRace 6: #3 Flashy Humor<br \/>\nRace 7: #5 Yo Phat<br \/>\nBonkers Box (Race 1): #10 Im Mr Right &#8211; #9 Expecting Cash &#8211; #7 Road Parade &#8211; #4 Big Johnny D<br \/>\nBonkers Box II (Race 6): #3 Flashy Humor &#8211; #5 Charles &#8211; #1 Ocean Alley<br \/>\nBonkers Box III (Race 7): #5 Yo Phat &#8211; #6 Autumn Ember<\/p>\n<p><strong>Keystone<\/strong><br \/>\nRace 7: #10 Find the Money<\/p>\n<p><strong>Presque<\/strong><br \/>\nRace 4: #1 Jolson<br \/>\nRace 5: #6 Brat<br \/>\nBonkers Box (Race 4): #1 Jolson &#8211; #4 Cooking Up a Storm<br \/>\nBonkers Box II (Race 5): #6 Brat &#8211; #7 Notalotatrouble<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Better to be a snowflake than to be expendable, no? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how if two people look and act the same, one of them is probably redundant, superfluous, surplus to demand? We have applied this theory to such superstar pairings of Ellen DeGeneres &#038; Neil Patrick Harris; Karl Rove &#038; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2017\/06\/13\/tuesday-sniping-separated-at-birth-edition\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,4],"tags":[8,13,9,7],"class_list":["post-12987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-picks","tag-analysis","tag-commentary","tag-free","tag-longshots"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-3nt","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12987"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12988,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12987\/revisions\/12988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}