Hey! What’s up? Well, that’s good. Anyway, did you come across this heartwarming story over your Preakness weekend? <\/p>\n
http:\/\/theweek.com\/speedreads\/700230\/trump-once-almost-killed-racehorse-named-dj-trump<\/a><\/p>\n Nice guy. <\/p>\n Of course, we don’t know if this is true — fake news is all over the place. However, let’s get those dogged purveyors of truth, justice & the ’murrikan Way, upstanding, logically minded paragons of virtue such as Alex ‘Performance Artist’ Jones & Sean Hamfisty, on the trail to confirm it. Just like Don Trump Sr. himself kept going after Oblahblah’s various papers — birth, transcripts, gender-reassignment — and the famous Central Park Five. Between these three seekers of the real and the concrete and the hard-news actualities, we can get to the bottom of what became of the late D J Trump, Thoroughbred racehorse.<\/p>\n P.S. For all he’s done for Don Trump Sr., for all the bullets he’s taken, you’d think Sean Spicer, a good Irish Roman Catholic, would have gotten some small reward by meeting his spiritual leader, the Pope. Nope! However, Javanka did. Hoo-boy. Can’t believe we’re going to say this, but Spicer wuz robbed. Hoo-boy.<\/p>\n Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: <\/p>\n Belmont<\/strong> 5<\/em>, 7, 9 Pay-side (Weekend<\/a>\/Weekday<\/a>)<\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n Churchill<\/strong> 3<\/em>, 4, 6<\/em>, 8<\/em> Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: <\/p>\n Track (Win Mutuels $20+\/LifeLiner-Eligible)<\/strong><\/p>\n Evangeline (1\/1)<\/strong> — Race 7 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a date with Hey Hey Miss Sue, a field-best 94 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; she went gate-to-wire to win by 1½ at $25.80. Good work.<\/p>\n Finger (0\/0)<\/strong> — Bldg. permit on Finger Lakes Resort expires soon. <\/p>\n Indiana (3\/1½)<\/strong> — Race 4 was one for the Old-School Champeens, contentious on the Betting Line with Mike Pence Hunch Play Christian Miss at Fair Odds of 4½-1. She won at $20.80. Race 5 was contentious, and players of all stripes were chillin’ like a villain with Chilito Piquin, Fair Odds of 5-1 and a Dual Qualifier (84, 88), to boot; he went gate-to-wire to win by 3½ at $36-even. Good work.<\/p>\n Louisiana (1\/1)<\/strong> — Race 6 was contentious but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a charge from Fee Do, Dual Qualifier (99, 82); he raced virtually gate-to-wire to win by 1 at $23.80. Good work.<\/p>\n Mountain (0\/0)<\/strong> — W.Va Legislature adjourns until June 5.<\/p>\n Presque (0\/0)<\/strong> — Billy Ray GORDON gets life without parole. Good work.<\/p>\n Thistle (0\/0)<\/strong> — Host Indians edged by Cincy, 4-3; Carlos Santana drove-in all 3 Tribe runs, going 3-for-4 with a 2-run HR.<\/p>\n WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n Early<\/em> Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage…<\/p>\n Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. D J Trump, he dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hey! What’s up? 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\nGulfstream Park Proper<\/strong> 5<\/em>, 6<\/em>, 8, 9<\/em>
\nSanta Anita<\/strong> 8<\/p>\n
\nPimlico<\/strong> 1<\/em>, 2<\/em>, 3<\/em>, 4<\/em>, 5<\/em>, 6<\/em>, 9<\/p>\n
\nEvangeline<\/strong> 6½f
\nGulf<\/strong> 5f (T), 6f
\nPennNat<\/strong> 6f, 1m70y
\nSanta Anita<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\n