No pictures today. Server in motion. Regrets. Too bad, too. It was a nice snap of the Arse scoreline over Burnley today, 2-1 in a real grandstand finish in which the 3 pts. were in doubt until the final kick of the game. Bonkers. Too bad you can’t see the picture. Oh, well. At least it’s not censorship, not yet, anyway. Too bad you can’t see the picture, since it’s a real doozie. Server in motion. Regrets. <\/p>\n
Also, did you see that one where the Dallas Stars announced their Saturday attendance as ‘1.5 MILLION’? If Don Trump Sr. is getting heckled deep in the heart of Tejas — yee-haw! Tejas! yee-haw! Tejas! — he must really be spinning some bad stuff, if his strongest supporters in Tejas — yee-haw! Tejas! yee-haw! Tejas! — are giving him the longhorns already. Like those Tejanos in that salsa advert on TV, the ones who scream incredulously, ‘New York City?!’<\/p>\n
As well, Sean Spicer and all the other propagandists not looking too comfortable these days. It’s like being in the practice of the law: there’s always two sides, two lawyers, and one of the sides or lawyers is not really on the side of either the truth or justice, but rather trying to bamboozle other people that his unreal position is indeed both truthful and just. For this reason alone, physicians are probably going to have slightly more moral authority than will attorneys. Attorneys: always two sides, one side not possessing of truth or justice but getting paid a lot of money regardless; physicians: one objective — hopefully, health — and while money can be a lure to questionable practice, there’s that ol’ Hippocratic Oath — do no harm. Attorneys, though, sometimes you suspect it’s solely about the harm. Oh, well. <\/p>\n
Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n Aqueduct<\/strong> 5, 6<\/em>, 7<\/em>, 9 Pay-side (Weekday<\/a>\/Weekend<\/a>)<\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n Fair Grounds<\/strong> 4, 5, 7<\/em>, 8<\/em> Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: Two-to-five on your morning line might not be incorrect for your obvious #2 Sippin<\/strong> in Sunland 7<\/strong>. Oh, well. <\/p>\n Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: <\/p>\n Track (Win Mutuels $20+\/Gettable)<\/p>\n Aqueduct (0\/0)<\/strong> — Host Islanders double-up on La-La Land, 4-2; Anders Lee had 2 power-play goals for The Island.<\/p>\n Chas. Town (0\/0)<\/strong> — Miss Jefferson Co., Miss Jefferson Co. Outstanding Teen are crowned.<\/p>\n Delta (4\/0)<\/strong> — Boil advisory lifted for Town of Oberlin.<\/p>\n Fair Grounds (1\/0)<\/strong> — 2 teens shot in 9th Ward, 1 dead.<\/p>\n Golden Gate (1\/0)<\/strong> — Host Sharks edge Colo. in OT, 3-2; David Schlemko scored the gamewinner.<\/p>\n Gulf (2\/½)<\/strong> — Race 2 was contentious amongst the experienceds, and only Old-School Champeens could play Anna Her Highness, Fair Odds of 5-1 as the top of the previously raced; she won by 1¾ at $26.40. Good work.<\/p>\n Sam Houston (2\/1)<\/strong> — Race 6 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads rolled with Dual Qualifier Thunder Threat (98, 98); he raced mane-to-wire to win by 4¼ at $24-even. Good work.<\/p>\n Laurel (0\/0)<\/strong> — Visiting Capitals edge Dallas in OT, 4-3; Jay Beagle netted the decider.<\/p>\n Mahoning (1\/0)<\/strong> — Mosquito Lake’s Polar Plunge raises $12k.<\/p>\n Oaklawn (1\/1)<\/strong> — Race 9 was contentious, and players of all stripes followed the Yellow Brick Road with Dorothe Marie, Fair Odds of 5-1 and 97 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis; she won by a clean half-length at $23-straight. Good work.<\/p>\n PennNat (0\/0)<\/strong> — Host Flyers crushed by N.J., 4-1; Travis Konecny had Philalala’s only goal.<\/p>\n Keystone (5\/½)<\/strong> — Race 9 was contentious, and Old-School Champeens had Fair Odds of 4½-1 on Ice Cold Cash, who won by 3 parts of a length at $35.40. Good work.<\/p>\n Santa Anita (2\/0)<\/strong> — See Aqueduct commentary. <\/p>\n Sunland (0\/0)<\/strong> — Strong winds sweep through Borderland.<\/p>\n Tampa (0\/0)<\/strong> — Visiting Lightning lose to Ariz., 5-3; Ondrej Palat had a goal and an assist for Tampa Bay.<\/p>\n Turfway (1\/0)<\/strong> — Newport’s Ei8ht Ball Brewing is closing. <\/p>\n Turf Paradise (0\/0)<\/strong> — See Tampa commentary.<\/p>\n WMF Report<\/strong>:<\/p>\n Early<\/em> Rally<\/em> Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage…<\/p>\n Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Do no harm. Plus, Arse now up to 2nd in the table, but Chelski F.C. (owned by Vlado Putin’s Gazprom crony-comrade Roman Abramovich) seems too good to displace for the title. Oh, well. Arse always a bridesmaid. Do no harm. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" No pictures today. Server in motion. Regrets. Too bad, too. It was a nice snap of the Arse scoreline over Burnley today, 2-1 in a real grandstand finish in which the 3 pts. were in doubt until the final kick … Continue reading
\nGulfstream Park Proper<\/strong> 9<\/em>, 11<\/p>\n
\nGolden Gate<\/strong> 4, 6, 7<\/em>, 8<\/em>, 9
\nLaurel<\/strong> 7<\/em>
\nOaklawn<\/strong> 1, 3, 4<\/em>, 5<\/em>, 7, 8, 9<\/em>
\nTampa<\/strong> 6<\/em>, 7, 9<\/em>
\nTurf Paradise<\/strong> 2, 7<\/em><\/p>\n
\nAqueduct<\/strong> 6f
\nLos Alamitos<\/strong> 4½f<\/p>\n
\nGulf<\/strong> 7½f (T)<\/p>\n