{"id":12324,"date":"2016-12-24T16:36:22","date_gmt":"2016-12-25T00:36:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=12324"},"modified":"2016-12-24T16:36:22","modified_gmt":"2016-12-25T00:36:22","slug":"first-post-saturday-december-24-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2016\/12\/24\/first-post-saturday-december-24-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Saturday, December 24, 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Which side are you on? Why not play ’em both!<\/p><\/div>\n

Anyway, did you realize that ‘hohoho’ turned upside down is ‘oyoyoy’? Who knew! As our Santa-bellied President-elect Don Trump Sr. encourages us to say, we wish you ‘MERRY HOLIDAYS!’ & ‘HAPPY SEASON’s GREETINGS!’ This includes Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Yule, Saturnalia, Mithrastide and every other ancient ritual, commemoration or observance you may mark the Winter Solstice with. Cheers! <\/p>\n

Pay-side (Weekday<\/a>\/Weekend<\/a>)<\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

Laurel<\/strong> 2<\/em>, 3<\/em>, 4, 5, 8<\/em><\/p>\n

Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: None today, but we have the lovely convergence of Saint Nicholas & Hanukkah Harriet crossing paths all over the place. <\/p>\n

Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: Friday’s recap will be pushed to the special Monday Edition of ‘First Post’, same as today’s recap. Have a few hot toddies and open up some presents instead. It’s better for yourself.<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. To all, a good night…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Anyway, did you realize that ‘hohoho’ turned upside down is ‘oyoyoy’? Who knew! As our Santa-bellied President-elect Don Trump Sr. encourages us to say, we wish you ‘MERRY HOLIDAYS!’ & ‘HAPPY SEASON’s GREETINGS!’ This includes Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Yule, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,4,5,3],"tags":[8,13,7,6],"class_list":["post-12324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-picks","category-stakes","category-wmf","tag-analysis","tag-commentary","tag-longshots","tag-track-bias"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pavW5M-3cM","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12324"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12326,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12324\/revisions\/12326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}