{"id":10668,"date":"2016-05-11T10:22:26","date_gmt":"2016-05-11T17:22:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=10668"},"modified":"2016-05-11T10:22:26","modified_gmt":"2016-05-11T17:22:26","slug":"first-post-wednesday-may-11-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2016\/05\/11\/first-post-wednesday-may-11-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"First Post: Wednesday, May 11, 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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La-La Land, baby…La-La Land…<\/p><\/div>\n

Enough with the music already. How’s your uromastyx doing over there? <\/p>\n

Free<\/a> ones<\/strong>: Rundown…<\/p>\n

Belmont<\/strong> 2, 4<\/em>, 7<\/em>, 8<\/em>, 9<\/em>
\nGulfstream Park Proper<\/strong> 7<\/em>, 9<\/p>\n

Pay-side (Weekday<\/a>\/Weekend<\/a>)<\/strong>: Today…<\/p>\n

Louisiana<\/strong> 1<\/em>, 2, 3, 6, 7<\/em><\/p>\n

Today’s Stakes Pageantry<\/strong>: None today, but Game 7 of your Western Conference Semifinal in the Big-League Ice-Hockey Tournament between the Blues and the Stars takes place this evening in St. Louis. Hoo-boy. There’ll be an instant winner, and if the game goes into overtime, the instant winner will advance on an instant winner. Meta.<\/p>\n

Yesterday’s Activity<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Track ($20+ Win Mutuels\/Gettable)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Finger (0\/0)<\/strong> — A Canandaigua man was arrested after stabbing his victim outside the Farmer’s Inn on Coach St. there.<\/p>\n

Fairmount (0\/0)<\/strong> — Wood River woman only a foot away from her mobile home when tree falls on it.<\/p>\n

Indiana (2\/0)<\/strong> — Former Park Tudor basketball coach pleads guilty to coercion, enticement.<\/p>\n

Mountain (1\/0)<\/strong> — Citizen Bernie wins W. Va. Democratic presidential primary. <\/p>\n

Keystone (1\/0)<\/strong> — Fightin’ Phils improve to 19-14 with 3-2 win in Atlanta; Mikael Franco hit his 7th HR of the season for Philalala.<\/p>\n

The WRD (0\/0)<\/strong> — Yes, this segment has returned to a grand total of zero wins. Hoo-boy.<\/p>\n

WMF Report<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

Early<\/em>
\nChas. Town<\/strong> 6½f
\nEvangeline<\/strong> 7f
\nIndiana<\/strong> 6f, 1m
\nThistle<\/strong> 6f<\/p>\n

Nocturnal Submission<\/strong>: Sifting through the wreckage…<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Help control the uromastyx population…have your uromastyx spayed or neutered today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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