{"id":10198,"date":"2016-02-25T13:46:57","date_gmt":"2016-02-25T21:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/?p=10198"},"modified":"2016-02-25T13:48:39","modified_gmt":"2016-02-25T21:48:39","slug":"nocturnal-submission-freestanding-edition-206","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiapublishing.com\/hp_wordpress\/2016\/02\/25\/nocturnal-submission-freestanding-edition-206\/","title":{"rendered":"Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 206"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"racehorseoats\"<\/a>

Rest assured, the original contents of this sack were not of the fancy steel-cut variety<\/p><\/div>\n

How would each of the presidential candidates handle losing at the racetrack? That’s the question! <\/p>\n

Slick Hillie<\/strong>: Join a paid focus group sponsored by BetFail, plunderers of the late, lamented Hollywood Park.<\/p>\n

Buhnny Syanduhs<\/strong>: Rail against the special interests peddled by the Indian Gaming Lobby.<\/p>\n

Don Trump Sr.<\/strong>: Build a wall to keep out all the winning players! What did you expect! (P.S. ‘WE…LUUUUUUUV…SUNLAND PARK! THEY WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE IT FROM CIUDAD JUAREZ ANYMORE!’)<\/p>\n

Mark Ruby<\/strong>: ‘Don Trump Sr. knows exactly what he’s doing…Don Trump Sr. knows exactly what he’s doing…Don Trump Sr. knows exactly what he’s doing…’<\/p>\n

Theo. Cruise 3d<\/strong>: Fool bettors into thinking Nyquist is no longer in the running.<\/p>\n

John Kasich<\/strong>: Handle it like a gentleman, move on to the next town.<\/p>\n

Ben Carson<\/strong>: Build a racetrack on the site of the ancient pyramids, stash future winning therein.<\/p>\n

Well, there you have it. One side disavows the Laws of Science and Reason; the other pretends the Laws of Economics can be suspended without unintended consequences. Where does that leave us? MIKE BLOOMBERG-GARY JOHNSON 2016. Or something like that. Hoo-boy.<\/p>\n

Delta<\/strong>
\nRace 7 (9:28 p.m. EST \/ 6:28 p.m. PST): #7 Hashbrown Nofilter<\/p>\n

PennNat<\/strong>
\nRace 6 (8:16 \/ 5:16): #1 Built in a Day
\nBonkers Box (Race 6): #1 Built in a Day – #6 Flight Path<\/p>\n

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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