First Post: Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Got any Trefoils?

Yup, they have Girl Scouts (or at least cookie-hawkersz) in the 90210. This was taken a few doors down from the Beverly Hills Brownie (get it?) Company. Be prepared!

Free ones: Rundown…

Gulf 5, 6, 7, 10

Pay-side: Today…

Tampa 4, 5, 7
Laurel 5
Fair Grounds 7

Hawthorne couldn’t even provide one lousy race. Lovely. Just lovely.

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but the last two Champions League quarterfinal placings are up for grabs. Looks bad for the Arse as they travel to Munich for an expected thrashing at the hands of Bayern Munchen. Already down 1-3 after the first leg, the Arse will have to win, at minimum, nil-3 or by at least three goals if they concede. Our touting has a much better chance of converting, and you already are painfully familiar with the low probabilities there! Regretsz!

Yesterday’s Activity: “Ridiculous. Tripe-touters! Put a cork in it, ya Menudo-eatersz! Hucksters!”

WMF Report:

Early
Hawthorne 6f
Laurel 6f (WMF 466)
PennNat 1m
Tampa 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Delta 8 (9:52 p.m. EDT / 6:52 p.m. PDT) has #1 Miss Dealbreaker, #2 Wild Gift submitted for your disapproval. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now.