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First Post: Thursday, May 17, 2012

admin — Thu, 17 May 2012 18:42:04 +0000

Had a longtime customer from the OKC. He dead now. Anyway, he used to beam about “my Thunder”. This is their year, we hope. This is dedicated to him. He must be screaming now, wherever he may be.

Got a lot of hoodlumsz on the Jakers, anyway. Every one of them is a violent, entitled creature. On the other hoof, Kareem Alcindor on the J! show the other night. A reasonably cultured specimen. In contrast, Bynum, Koobie will not soon be asked to be on it anytime soon.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 5, 6, 7
Calder 2, 5, 6
The BFH 5, 6, 7

Pay-side: Today…

Churchill 4, 5, 9
Pimlico 4, 5, 9
River 1, 2, 7
Louisiana 2, 5, 6
Golden Gate 1, 5, 7
Lone Star 1, 4, 9

WMF Report:

Speed
Belmont 6f, 1m
Calder 6f, 1m
Finger 5f
PennNat 6f
Prairie 5½f
River 5½f, 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Evangeline, Race 5 (8:20 p.m. EDT / 5:20 p.m. PDT), and #6 The House of Rome will look to get home first at long odds. …Presque sixth (7:30 / 4:30), where #9 Plus One aims to be an unpopular guest in the winner’s circle. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long.

First Post: Wednesday, May 16, 2012

admin — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:48:38 +0000

Extra Brut

The GUS Dry Cola is good. The GUS Dry Ginger Ale also is good, with a delightfully peppery finish.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 1, 5, 6, 9

Pay-side: Today…

Delpark 5, 6, 8
River 4, 6, 8
Arlington 4, 7, 9
Woodbine 3, 4, 5

WMF Report:

Speed
Arlington (!) 6f (WMF 425) (!)
Belmont 6f, 1m
PennNat 6f
River 5½f, 6f
Thistle 5f

Nocturnal Submission: Indiana, Race 2 (5:20 p.m. EDT / 2:20 p.m. PDT), finds #8 Chapolte ready to heat things up. …Then in the ninth there (8:15 / 5:15), #7 Future might have one right now. …Scramble on in the seventh at Presque (7:55 / 4:55), where #8 Ten K Cat is as much a runner as any of the others. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Please drive safely.

Tuesday Sniping: Masi Oka Survival Edition

admin — Tue, 15 May 2012 17:06:56 +0000

Wounded, but Alive

How ’bout that Five-O season finale last night?

Tom Sizemore dead, but Dr. Max Bergman lives after taking a bullet for the team.

Finger
Race 9: #2 Catoneras

Fairmount
Race 5: #10 Skippin Dylan

Indiana
Race 3: #1A Marchini
Race 4: #1 Mother Warrior
Race 6: #6 Pretty Penelope

Keystone
Race 9: #7 My Elusive Star

Mountain
Race 2: #2 Vineland Road
Race 3: #2 Feeling Optimistic
Race 9: #7 Yukon Wildcat

Presque
Race 2: #5 J T Kingfisher
Race 5: #4 Grandanna
Race 7: #4 Neil Lomax
Bonkers Box (Race 2): #5 J T Kingfisher – #9 Yuletide – #8 Flirting for Love

SunRay
Race 4: #10 No More Day’s
Race 8: #2 Ryxena
Bonkers Box (Race 8): #2 Ryxena – #9 Coco Rosie

The WRD
Race 3: #9 Runawayrebel
Race 7: #7 Sequoia Charm
Race 9: #10 El Deputy
Race 11: #3 Lizas Diamond
Bonkers Box (Race 7): #7 Sequoia Charm – #9 Sher’s Fan Ta Z – #1 B B Queen of Scat

Monday Boxing: Kun Aguero Edition

admin — Mon, 14 May 2012 16:59:33 +0000

Good morning!

Finger
Race 8: #5 Come From Behind (early) – #6 He Ain’t Easy

Mountain
Race 4: #6 Diving One – #5 Pooling Factor
Race 6: #4 Jazmainiansupertaz – #6 Final Peak
Race 9: #6 Smilin in Milan – #4 Mo’millions

Thank you. Best wishes. Please join us again tomorrow for the weekly feature titled “Tuesday Sniping”. Until such time, it’s goodbye. Take care now.

First Post: Sunday, May 13, 2012

admin — Sun, 13 May 2012 18:45:54 +0000

Well, that was the Mother of All Premiership Finales, huh? ’gratszs to the Manchester City F.C. on their two-goal stoppage-time miracle.

Did you see Lord Ferg on the pitch thinking his Man U. side were home and hosed? Well, they were hosed. Awesome stuff. Unmatched drama. Better than the Jakers. That Jakers game, we all switched to Joanne Riversz & The Fashion Police on E! when it became apparent the Jakers were going to live up to their end of the fix.

Futbol #1 alwaysz! Man City F.C. > Man U > Bolton > Blackburn > Wolves > Jakersz.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 2, 4, 5, 7, 9
Calder 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
The BFH 3, 6, 9

Pay-side: Today…

Churchill 6, 8, 9, 10
Monmouth 8, 9, 10
Woodbine 2, 4, 5, 9, 10
Pimlico 6, 9, 10
Arlington 1, 6, 7, 8, 9
Louisiana 3, 6, 8

WMF Report:

Speed
Belmont 1m
Churchill 6f
Emerald 6f
Mountain 5f, 6f
Keystone 6f
Prairie 6f
SunRay 6½f

Rally
Golden Gate 5½f
Woodbine 1 1/16m (WMF 24)

Nocturnal Submission: Night off…

First Post: Saturday, May 12, 2012

admin — Sat, 12 May 2012 17:42:40 +0000

Nice action today.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 3, 6, 8, 9
Calder 2, 7, 11
The BFH 2, 4, 9

Pay-side: Today…

Churchill 5, 7, 8, 10
Monmouth (Opening Day) 4, 5, 12
Woodbine 4, 5, 6, 7, 10
Pimlico 5, 9, 10
Arlington 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 10, 11
Louisiana 2, 5, 6, 8, 9

Central Time Zone, represent!

WMF Report:

Speed
Churchill 6f
Finger 5f
Mountaineer 5f, 6f
PennNat 6f
Keystone 6f
Prairie 5½f, 6f
River 6f
SunRay 6½f
Thistle 5f

Rally
Golden Gate 5½f

Nocturnal Submission: Fairmount, Race 8 (11:42 p.m. EDT / 8:42 p.m. PDT), and #8 Lady Di’s Dreamer gets the nod. …Hastings now, the sixth (7:20 / 4:20), for #7 Snowbird Pass and #4 Maguires Bridge. …Nice at Mountain, Race 8 (9:55 / 6:55), where #2 Singingwithangels can take flight. …Bonkers-type scenario at Prairie in the eighth (10:37 / 7:37): #5 Launch Light, #9 Dynamic Within. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Next time!

First Post: Friday, May 11, 2012

admin — Fri, 11 May 2012 17:44:31 +0000

Rommey isn’t the only preppie in the race. Obama also an elitist, and not just because he hangs out with Geo. Clooney & Babs & Orpa.

Yea, verily, no one goes to PUNAHOU SCHOOL in Hawaii state without being one of the chosen few. PUNAHOU just as snobbie as CRANBROOK just as snobbie as ANDOVER just as snobbie as LAWRENCEVILLE just as snobbie as LOOMIS-CHAFFEE just as snobbie as …

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 5, 7, 8
Calder 6, 7, 11
The BFH 5, 6, 7

Pay-side: Today…

Churchill 4, 10, 11
Woodbine 4, 7, 8
Pimlico 2, 5, 7
Arlington 5, 8, 9
Louisiana 4, 5, 6, 9
Lone Star 1, 2, 8

WMF Report:

Speed
Churchill 6f
Finger 5f
Mountain 6f
Prairie 5½f (WMF 400), 6f
SunRay 6½f
Thistle 5f

Nocturnal Submission: Welcome to our tribal friends on the Assiniboia Reservation, Race 6 (10:10 p.m. EDT / 7:10 p.m. PDT), where they have a good one in store via #6 Missy Moo. …Then in Race 9 at Evangeline (10 / 7), here’s #1 Chocolate Boy. …In the sixth at Lincoln (9:55 / 6:55), #2 Hart of Song can whistle in a formless event. …Later there, it’s the ninth (11:13 / 8:13), and #10 Bridlestone’s Girl has the upset in prospect. …PennNat’s third (6:56 / 3:56) finds #4 Bibblesman as a live longshot. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now.

First Post: Thursday, May 10, 2012

admin — Thu, 10 May 2012 17:38:07 +0000

Pres. Oblahblah coming to Studio City this evening. He’s dining at the residence of Mr. Geo. Clooney, who lives in the same part of town as Mr. Alec Treebeak and others of that general class-level, several strata removed from the Home Office here. Forty-thousand dolladollabillyall to pass the entry-box. Wolfgang Puck’s providing the cooking. Attendance does not guarantee a post-election Ambassadorship.

Mr. Barack is not just a Socialist; he has to be a Kommie. For proof, consider what he chose to call his daughters. First off, how can you name your child Sasha without some sort of affinity for the old Soviet Republiksz? Then there’s Malia, one of those pan-African revolutionary-type names, circa 1960. Power to the people! Malia! Sasha! Kommunardz! We need some real ’murrikan childrens back in the White House, with wholesome ’murrikan names like Track & Trig!

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 2, 7, 8
Calder 3, 4, 6
The BFH 3, 5, 8

What did they do, move Seattle over to Elmont? They got a rainforest growing now on the Big L.I.E.? Meantime, nice stuff in the sunny Southern California hamlet of Inglewood.

Pay-side: Today…

Churchill 4, 5, 9
Pimlico 2, 3, 9
River 2, 7, 8
Louisiana 5, 7, 9
Golden Gate 3, 5, 7
Lone Star 1, 2, 5, 7

WMF Report:

Speed
Churchill 6f
Finger 5f
Prairie 5½f, 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Race 2 at PennNat (6:28 p.m. EDT / 3:28 p.m. PDT) has the late great #4 Harry Kalas ready to return a winner. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.

First Post: Wednesday, May 9, 2012

admin — Wed, 09 May 2012 18:54:54 +0000

Triple-loss night for the Philadelphiansz. Bryz makes a howler; did he throw the game for the Russian Mob?

Bad times for sportsz fansz in Penna’s largest city. It’s going to be that way when you pin your civic hopes to the likes of Messrs. Andrew Reid & Mike Vix. Union Ragsz, Jerardi also on the decline. Genuine articles were Smarty Jones & Barbaro, always. Union Ragsz a poseur. Even See You At Peeler’s > Union Ragsz. Even Hall & Oates > Union Ragsz. Even that double-agent Smerconish > Union Ragsz.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 2, 5, 9

Pay-side: Today…

River 6, 7, 8
Arlington 6, 7, 8
Woodbine 3, 4, 5, 6

WMF Report: None this time…

Nocturnal Submission: Crazy projections for the second at the Evangeline in Opelousas, La. (7:05 p.m. EDT / 4:05 p.m. PDT); in it, #4 Inconsequential can be of some consequence, as can #6 Wolf Branch. …Going to Indiana, Race 3 (5:45 / 2:45), for #1 Grey Mist. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long.

Tuesday Sniping: Afterwork Specials

admin — Tue, 08 May 2012 20:19:45 +0000

Conserving the flow for the nighttime glow. Whatever that means. Nipsey Russell! Johnnie Cochran! Don King!

Put hope in your brainsz, not dope down your veinsz! Rev. Jesse!

Indiana
Race 3: #4 Short Sale
Bonkers Box (Race 3): #4 Short Sale – #7 Burning Sword – #5 Siagon Traffic Cop

SunRay
Race 8: #1 Native Lillee

Mountain
Race 1: #6 Grande Bold
Race 2: #9 Ghostofglory
Race 4: #1 Restless Sunset
Race 5: #8 Homestead Strike
Race 6: #4 Murphy’s Best
Bonkers Box (Race 1): #6 Grande Bold – #2 Jozi’s Turn

Wild stabsz today. Wild stabsz.

Thank you. Best wishes. Please join us again tomorrow for the first “First Post” post of your new racing week. Until such time, it’s goodbye. Bye-bye.