First Post: Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Hoo-girl. Tulane was not among the schools named in yesterday’s bombshell college-admissions scandal indictments. Reasons: 1. Not prestigious enough. 2. Easy to get into. 3. Incorruptible administrators. 4. Napoleonic Code.

Tulane is charitably referred to as The Harvard of The South; in reality, that designation was rightfully taken a long time before that by Vanderbilt. Sheesh, even Emory or Rice seems more fitting of that title than Tulane is.

As well, if you or your parents can’t grease the itchy palms of certain unsavory power-brokers, no worries. Settle for Temple or Tulane or Bucknell or Fordham (!) or Cal State Dominguez Hills (!!) and get on with it! You’ll be OK. You’ll deal with fewer posers, too. And probably nicer-looking girls, if you’re into that sort of thing, as the Chi Omega video in the above clip teases!


Mahoning 6
#2 Running Cloud ($29.40, BestLine Fair Odds 5.71-1)

Sam Houston 1 (Low-Priced Overlay of the Day)
#3 Ice Ghost ($12.80, BestLine Fair Odds 3.08-1)

Delta 6 & 8 on parade yesterday — three overlays in the former, none in the latter. No dice, no soap, no sale.

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Fair Grounds 3, 4, 7. Disclaimer: Sophie Newcomb College for Women, the coeducational adjunct of Paul Tulane College of Arts & Parties, much more prestigious than Paul Tulane College of Arts & Parties. Thank you.

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