First Post: Thursday, September 6, 2018

Are you ready for some ’murrikan Gridiron Throwball?

They won the last game of your 2017-18 ’murrikan Gridiron Throwball Cartel season, and here they are in the first game for your 2018-19 campaign. It’s probably likely they’re one of ’em one-and-done teams, one unable to win multiple championships over a decade etc. Philalala Iggles are more like Indy, New Orleans, Balto. than they are like N.E., Pgh. or even N.Y. Football Giants. Thank you!

Delpark 5
#6 Igotyoursix ($21.20, BestLine Fair Odds 3.81-1)

Hastings 1
#3 Captain Jones ($26.70, BestLine Fair Odds 3.48-1)

Indiana 8
#5 Mr Ritz ($22.80, BestLine Fair Odds 2.23-1)

Mountain 7
#2 Colleens Storm ($81.60, BestLine Fair Odds 5.45-1)

Retama 9
#5 Frio Flash ($92.80, BestLine Fair Odds 4.78-1)

Assiniboia 2 (Low-Priced Overlay of the Day)
#2 Kissin Katy ($8.90, BestLine Fair Odds 2.56-1)

Kentucky Downs back in action today, and you will always have excitement there. Race 9 is an almighty scramble (‘flushed out of the pocket!’) and Race 10 has a standout (‘a 20-yd. chip-shot field goal!’). That’s what BestLine says. No word on how Jay Glazer & John Clayton feel about it.

(N.B. Where do these guys come from? Please tell us how to bamboozle the people so we can go blah-blah-blah on TV and get paid for it! Please. We are not that bad-looking, either. Thank you.)

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2 Responses to First Post: Thursday, September 6, 2018

  1. halochef says:

    “John Clayton” foot ball reporter a fellow from Pittsburgh, Pa. got in big trouble with the “Stillers” and Chuck Noll as he reported the team was practicing with Pads when the NFL did not allow this.
    now lets listen to some thing different Opera! and are any of the boys in the back room going to the Santa Monica pier for the big screen showing of “DON CARLO” ( i will b there) by LA opera.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7NxN85AvHQ&list=WL&index=6

    • Shoutoute says:

      Thank you. We will not be at the Sta. Monica Pier. Instead, we will be watching H. Connick Jnr. at the Amphitheatre; he is performing at a concert celebrating the 300th anniv. of the City of New Orleans, Louisiana. Thank you.

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