You ever get that climate-controlled-type whiplash illness, where you go from the air conditioning in the car or in the house and then outside and back again, then the next thing you know your body temp is at 100.8° on the Fahrenheit scale and you have a dry, hacking cough that promises to propel your spleen into your esophagus? Yeah, that type illness.
Today is free french-fry day in a lot of places. Did you get your free Slurpee (Cap’n Crunch Crunchberries, for sure!) from 7-Eleven on Wednesday? Plus, Sunday is free ice-cream day. If you are not ill and your digestive system can handle these things, do it.
Assiniboia 2, 5
Chas. Town 6, 7
Los Alamitos Nighttime† 5, 6
Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms
Albuquerque 1, 3
Assiniboia 1, 7
Canterbury 5, 6, 8
Chas. Town 5
Emerald 3, 4, 5, 6
Lone Star 4, 8
Marquis† 3, 6, 7
Northlands 6, 8
*-morning-line faves only, including those bumped-up to morning-line-favorite status after accounting for raceday scratches and changes, which are current as of 5:07 p.m. EDT; no-go if race switches surface or if any part of coupled-entry scratches; lost popular vote
†-raceday scratches & changes unavailable at press-time; disbanded during 1974-75 season
YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes‡
Chas. Town 2, 8
‡-$20+ overlayed win mutuels brought to you by BestLine, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!
Sitting on the couch, too nervous to watch Rafa ‘The Bull’ Nadal losing to Novak Djoker Djokovic, who apparently is in trouble in his home country of Serbia for daring to root for Croatia in the fútbol final on Sunday. There are no panto villains on Sunday, only SUNLIGHT OF THE SPIRIT. So instead of the lawn tennis, it was a nice documentary film on the late, great WLIR radio station on Lun-GUY-land, plus an ill-tempered Australian Footie matchup between Carlton and St Kilda. It was ill-tempered, all right. Geelong Cats and Essendon and No. Melbourne also Australian Footie clubs with a proud and distinguished heritage. Also, the signaling of a goal is a fair suck of the sav! Sweet as!
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