First Post: Saturday, May 12, 2018

This’ll add some vim & vigor & vitality to your otherwise dull & drab & dishwater-grey experience!

Franz Schubert composed all this music before there were cellphones, computers and rocketships, you know! Vastly underrated, this Schubert. Syphilis laid him low at 31. Yet he lives forever and his genius is eternal. Thank you, Franz Schubert. Thank you.

For today’s edition, we list just one race per category. Hopefully we choose the right race. Thank you.

Fleet Frontrunners
Emerald 1

Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms

Favorable Faves*
Belterra 6

Freakazoid Factories
Canterbury 4

*-morning-line faves only, including those bumped-up to morning-line-favorite status after accounting for raceday scratches and changes, which are current as of 2:07 p.m. EDT; no-go if race switches surface or if any part of coupled-entry scratches; check your local listings

-raceday scratches & changes unavailable at press-time; now back to our regularly scheduled programming

YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes
Pimlico 4, 9
Golden Gate 4
Santa Anita 5, 7

-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!

Hail, Mary!


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4 Responses to First Post: Saturday, May 12, 2018

  1. halochef says:

    very nice symphony! thank you very much!
    next Mozart’s symphony #47

    • Shoutoute says:

      Schubert. Also, Seiji Ozawa immortal. Quality Asian, unlike some others. Japanese, but grew up in China. Quality Asian.

      Thank you for your approval. Mighty ‘white’ of you.

      (Back in the fraternity days, there was a guy who was hypervigilant about race. Whenever we did something he liked, which was not often, he would always say, ‘That’s mighty white of you!’)

      No, we don’t have too many long-term lingering resentments like we used to.

    • Shoutoute says:

      P.S. What’s next for Pgh? Mike Tomlin is a genius or misunderstood, depending on how you view him. Phil Kessel gives us all hope, unless he is wearing a fat-suit underneath his jersey. Otherwise, there’s only Fred Rogers & Wm. Mazeroski for role models.

    • Shoutoute says:

      47? What’s the Keuchel Listing on that?

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