First Post: Saturday, April 14, 2018

OK, Hoboken. It ain’t just Sinatra coming out of there, y’know.

Thank you, Yo La Tengo, thank you. What if we had to go through life and all we had was Ted Nougat and his kind of music — nothing but throbbing volume and tiresome bombast and endless repetition and blatant exhortations to gang violence? Ned Nougat? How do you call that mope? What’s his backstory there? At any rate, thank you, Yo La Tengo.

Fleet Frontrunners
Gulf 2
Hawthorne 8
Los Alamitos 1, 2, 3
Oaklawn 4, 5
PennNat 1, 2, 3, 8
Keystone 10
Tampa 1, 4, 6
The WRD 1, 3, 5, 6

Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms
NONE

Favorable Faves*
Aqueduct 7
Chas. Town 4
Evangeline 1
Golden Gate 7
Hawthorne 7
Keeneland 2
Laurel 4, 9
Oaklawn 2, 11
PennNat 2
Keystone 8
Sunland 1, 3, 4
Tampa 5, 6, 8
Turf Paradise 5
The WRD 2

Freakazoid Factories
Aqueduct 5, 9
Evangeline 8
Fonner 7, 9
Golden Gate 2
Keeneland 8, 10
Mahoning 5

*-morning-line faves only, no-go if race switches surface or if any part of coupled-entry scratches; RACEDAY SCRATCHES & CHANGES UNAVAILABLE FOR THIS POST — NO RACEDAY SCRATCHES OR CHANGES; batteries not included, either

-raceday scratches & changes unavailable at press-time; NO RACEDAY SCRATCHES OR CHANGES APPLIED TO THIS POST; accessories sold separately

YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes
Evangeline 8
Oaklawn 2
PennNat 6
Santa Anita 1

-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!

Thank you, Yo La Tengo, thank you.

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