First Post: Saturday, April 7, 2018

Yeeeeeeeee-hawwwwwwwwww!

Fleet Frontrunners
Gulf 8, 9
Los Alamitos 1, 5
Mahoning 7
PennNat 1
Santa Anita 3
The WRD 4, 8

Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms
NONE

Favorable Faves*
Chas. Town 3
Golden Gate 3
Keeneland 9
Oaklawn 10
Santa Anita 5, 9
Tampa 7
Turf Paradise 8
The WRD 6

Freakazoid Factories
Keeneland 7, 11
Santa Anita 8
Sunland 9

*-morning-line faves only, including those bumped-up to morning-line-favorite status after accounting for raceday scratches and changes, which are current as of 1:27 p.m. EDT; no-go if race switches surface or if any part of coupled-entry scratches; 162-game season

-raceday scratches & changes unavailable at press-time; disbanded during 1974-75 season

YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes
Aqueduct 4
Hawthorne 6
PennNat 2

-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!

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4 Responses to First Post: Saturday, April 7, 2018

  1. halochef says:

    Hello Boys in the back room and the “jeopardy Man”.
    some person stated that Gordon Pine wrote AIO. i do not think so. Did Mr Mitchell write it???
    thank you

    • Shoutoute says:

      No one person wrote it; it was a collaborative effort. It’s like saying so-and-so wrote The Bible when of course we know it was a threeway between Don Trump Sr. & Jr., plus Mike Cohen.

      But anyway…all Java versions (V6 and beyond) truly involved none of those five personalities. So, what do you know! The version we enjoy and profit from now, it is written by…

      …well, what does it matter? The results are the thing, yeah? GODSHOT! People who like to have hero worship and believe in the strongman, well, they will despair that they do not know who wrote it…

      …when the only thing that makes any difference is if you get something out of the programme, right?

      OK. Let the Entire Internet stew on that a while, if they can stand it!

      Thank you. By the way, THE OTHER CAPTAIN SEZ HI! See ya — maybe — in the playoffs.

      THE OTHER CAPTAIN

  2. halochef says:

    ok i did not think pine wrote it. and i kinda knew it was a joint effort. and pine wrote his own which i think no one can get. i will not get it or use it.
    thanks for the answer.
    ps SID THE KID “C”

    • Shoutoute says:

      America is a wonder. You can do whatever you want and not have too many problems for doing it — for now — and that includes software & other handicapping materials!

      Also, we forgot to mention that Javanka did the proofreading on the final version of The Bible. They put in all those cool quotes in Revelation. Thank you.

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