Hey! When’s the last time you fired someone through SOcial MEdia? Well, that’s good.
Chas. P. Pierce never disappoints: ‘Jesus, you wouldn’t run a gas station this way. Graceless is as graceless does. This was defenestration, pure and simple’.
We wish to thank Chas. P. Pierce for all his good work and his example. His use of highfalutin vocabulary is on par with Wm. F. Buckley Jr., nevermind the ideological differences. Also, we wish to thank Albert Burneko, Drew Magary and Conor Friedersdorf for their excellent use of the language: snappy, ironical in all the right places but with little to no snark. This resonates with us, as opposed to bombast, repetition and fantastical conspiracy theories expressed at a third-grade level. Sorry. We’re elitist like that. Oh, well.
Chas. Town 1
Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms
Sam Houston 5, 7
Chas. Town 4
Mahoning 5, 6
The WRD 3, 4, 5
Sam Houston 3, 7
*-morning-line faves only, including those bumped-up to morning-line-favorite status after accounting for raceday scratches and changes, which are current as of 1:45 p.m. EST; no-go if race switches surface or if any part of coupled-entry scratches; please drink responsibly
YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes‡
Keystone 3, 4, 10 (natural double on Races 3 & 4 returned $276.20, for $2)
The WRD 6
‡-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!
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