First Post: Thursday, February 15, 2018

We have to go to this song over and over, not just because it’s good, but because…

It’s a semiautomatic,
Believers are ecstatic,
You see the way they cling,
The cold metallic sting…

Fleet Frontrunners
Chas. Town 3
Gulf 3

Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms
Golden Gate 2, 4, 6, 7
Gulf 4, 7, 11

Favorable Faves*
Chas. Town 5
Delta 3, 7
Golden Gate 1, 7
PennNat 2, 4
Tampa 7

Freakazoid Factories
Chas. Town 8
Golden Gate 6
Oaklawn 8
Santa Anita 2
Turfway 5, 7

*-morning-line faves only; no-go if morning-line fave is scratched or race switches surface; serving suggestion
-raceday scratches & changes unavailable at press-time; otherwise, raceday scratches & changes current as of 12:58 p.m. EST; please drink responsibly

YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes

-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!

And my heart’s wide open, truly…

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4 Responses to First Post: Thursday, February 15, 2018

  1. halochef says:

    boys in the back room are “slippen” girl on jeopardy. was in to horse racing. was wondering if The big A would ask her if she knew that 5 dollar double fellow

    • Shoutoute says:

      We are slippen, trippen, grippen & flippen! As they say on the cricket pitch, ‘Howzat’! A little behind, yes, on the J! show owing to an unexpectedly stronger work-ethic these days. Horatio Alger creeping-in to lessen the influence of Epictetus. Which will win? Final Jeopardy! is designed to be tricky!

      Hope you are well. How’d you like DD8 smashing his stick against the post after La-La Land surrendered that empty-netter last night? DD8 — the Ladies Love Him!

    • Shoutoute says:

      Thank you. Just caught up with this episode last night. The lineup resembled Charlie Day v. Bryan Cranston v. Mayim Bialik. Or at least that’s how it appeared to our rheumy eyes. We also would have shouted-out Secretariat, the way the Mayim Bialik lookalike did. We would not have had the chutzpah to name-check Zippie Chippie as the greatest Thoroughbred of all time; we would not have put A. Trebek on the spot like that. Fortunately for everyone, A. Trebek did know about Secretariat. Thank you.

  2. halochef says:

    yes saw DD8 smash his stick. even if he stops it face off in ‘guins zone. not much time left. new guy got a goal!

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