First Post: Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Hard day to gauge: Saint Valentine’s, yes, but also the solemn Ash Wednesday, plus some kind of firearm-related tragedy in So. Fla. Hard day to gauge. Yet through it all, we are pleased to announce all advisories from this here space for the next 12 mos. (11½?) will be informed by the latest-and-greatest, brand-spanking-new 2018 Cynthia Publishing Co. Par Times. God is great, Allahu akbar, here’s to the Buddha nature, etc. The Universe willed it.

Fleet Frontrunners
Chas. Town 1, 3, 4

Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms

Favorable Faves*
Chas. Town 1, 2, 4
PennNat 3, 6

Freakazoid Factories

*-morning-line faves only; no-go if morning-line fave is scratched or race switches surface; adjusted for inflation

Raceday scratches and changes current as of 5:29 p.m. EST.

YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes
Sam Houston 6
-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!

New par times in February. That’s just f-ing wild.

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2 Responses to First Post: Wednesday, February 14, 2018

  1. Honeyman says:

    I got computer back. Will bee in contact with Dr. Tom in hope I can get my All In One back operating. I’ve failed miserably with my computer

    • Shoutoute says:

      As they say out here, until you fail miserably with a computer, you really haven’t lived. Regrets. Nice to hear from yourself. You know the direct hotline number, so please do call anytime. Thank you. Outside of your computer, we hope all is well enough. Regards to HDW Boyz, who walk around Lex like they are reenacting the opening scenes from Reservoir Dogs.

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