First Post: Monday, February 12, 2018

Hey! Let’s all bet a fin in Commemoration of the Birthday of Our 16th President today. The album in the above clip is titled Lincoln, and it’s by the eternal They Might Be Giants.

Five dollars!

Fleet Frontrunners
Turf Paradise 1

Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms

Favorable Faves*
Mahoning 7
Keystone 9

*-morning-line faves only; no-go if morning-line fave is scratched or race switches surface; based on 2,000-calorie diet

Freakazoid Factories
Mahoning 6
Keystone 4

Raceday scratches & changes current as of 1:29 p.m. EST; must be 18 or older

YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes
Aqueduct 6
Fair Grounds 2, 3 (natural daily double returned $270.20, for $2)
Golden Gate 4
Oaklawn 6
Turf Paradise 5

-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!


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