First Post: Wednesday, January 10, 2018


Normal service resumed

Hey! How ya’ doin’ over there? Well, that’s good.

Fleet Frontrunners
Tampa 9

Reliable Ralliers

Favorable Faves*
Chas. Town 1, 9
Gulf 7, 10
Mahoning 3
Tampa 3
*-morning-line faves only; normal charges apply

Freakazoid Factories
Chas. Town 4
Delta 6

Raceday scratches current as of 12:56 p.m. PST.

YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes
Mahoning 5
Portland 8
Sunland 7
-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!

Average annual sunshine: La-La Land, 73pc; Buffalo, N.Y., 48pc. Randy Newman was right.

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2 Responses to First Post: Wednesday, January 10, 2018

  1. halochef says:

    Well did the boys in the back room train or know the young lady Flora on the jeopardy show last night….she is from the big town of Studio City!!??/

    • Shoutoute says:

      No, sir. Not yet. If we encounter her at Ralphs or Rite Aid or, more promisingly, Pub Trivia Night at world-famous The Fox & Hounds (all three within a 2-block radius here in downtown Studio City), we will let you know how it turns out. As well, at the time of this writing, the Pyrites have just traded away your boy Andrew McCutcheon, not long after having jettisoned G. Cole. Looks like the fire sale is on in Steel City, which still is in abject shock over Saturday’s jawdropping ’murrikan Gridiron Throwball loss to the Jax Jagwires — Jagwires! Stay strong, Pgh. You still have Messrs. Crosby, Malkin & Kessel to get you through this. Maybe.

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