Speaking of those mopes, if Bannon = Va. Poly, and Miller = Dookie, and Spencer = UVa. Ergo, ACC = All-Caucasian Caucus. Ugh.
As always, how’s things going in the Rust Belt & Bible Belt these days? Are you ready to be Bodily Assumed into Paradise during The Rapture? It sounds familiar, like another fanatical religious splinter group jonesing for annihilation. Could this be true?
Free ones: Rundown…
Aqueduct 2, 4, 5, 7
Gulfstream Park Proper 1, 3, 6, 8, 9, 11
Santa Anita 5, 6
Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…
Fair Grounds 5, 6, 8, 9
Golden Gate 1, 2, 5
Sam Houston 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 9
Oaklawn 2, 4, 5, 6
Tampa 1, 3, 5, 8
Turfway 7, 9
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Oaklawn 8 looks good for some wild-priced runners. Let’s see what happens.
Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)
Chas. Town (0/0) — Gov. Justice seeks legislation authorizing furloughs.
Delta (1/1) — Race 3 was contentious, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads could take their leisure at Dual Qualifier Camp Sawyer (95, 82); he had to rally furiously in the final furlong to win by a clean neck at $67.40. Good work.
Gulf (3/0) — Miss Miami has charges reduced against her in assault case.
Oaklawn (0/0) — Ark. cancels hearing for satanic display at Capitol.
PennNat (0/0) — Health dept. working with State Penn on mumps cases.
Tampa (0/0) — Host Lightning edged by Caglary, 3-2; Nikita Kucherov scored his 23rd goal of the season for Tampa Bay.
Turfway (2/1) — Race 1 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads sought the moral of the storm via Aesop, 82 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; he was a stalking-horse throughout, winning by 2½ at $20-even. Good work.
Chas. Town 6½f
Sam Houston 5½f, 6f
Los Alamitos 4½f
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Do you think the Robots will be True Believers too?