First Post: Friday, February 17, 2017

stormfront02162017

Stormfront, the kind that hates everyone, not just the ‘others’

All right, all right, ya California-haters! Take it easy! If the Golden State won’t tumble into the sea the way you pray it will, well, then, the sea will engulf the state. We’ll miss ya!

A month’s worth of precipitation in the next 2 days. Surely these are the End Times now.

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 4
Gulfstream Park Proper 5, 6, 8, 10

Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…

Fair Grounds 3, 4, 6, 7, 9
Sam Houston 9
Laurel 1, 2, 3, 6
Oaklawn 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9
Tampa 4, 6, 7, 8, 10
Turfway 6, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but 2 pts. separate the host Blue Jackets (77) and visiting Peng-a-wins (79). Good matchup.

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)

Aqueduct (0/0) — Visiting Blueshirt Rangers doubled-up by The Island, 4-2; Nick Holden and Jimmy Vesey were the Nueva Jork goalscorers.

Chas. Town (1/0) — Sexual-assault case against Martinsburg man is transferred to circuit court.

Delta (1/0) — Calcasieu Parish Police Jury conducting sewer checks.

Fair Grounds (1/1) — Race 5 was contentious, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads went to the Iberian Peninsula for Dual Qualifier Happy High Porto (86, 89); he rallied like the champion he should have been, winning by 3 parts of a length at $22.20. Good work.

Golden Gate (0/0) — Work underway to remove leaning concrete slab in San Francisco.

Gulf (3/1) — Race 6 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads took the catnip from Dual Qualifier Bella Kittens (84, 93); she went gate-to-wire to win by 3 parts of a length at $24-even. Good work.

Oaklawn (4/3) — Race 2 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a good-enough 81 on the LifeLiner Spread Column on Harlan’s Girl, who raced ribcage-to-wire to win by 4 at $27.60. In Race 3, contentious, players of all stripes were infatuated with Crush, Fair Odds of 5-1 and 85 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis; he rallied a little to win by 3 parts of a length at $22.60. In Race 5, not contentious, only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads bit on Dual Qualifier Chocolate Wildcat (85, 87); he raced gate-to-wire to win by 4¼ at $42.60. Good work.

PennNat (0/0) — Visiting Flyers doubled-up at Edmonton, 6-3; Philalala’s Radko Gudas, Wayne Simmonds and Brayden Schenn each scored a goal.

Santa Anita (0/0) — Host Kings lose to Ariz., 5-3; Tanner Pearson scored his 17th and 18th goals of the season for La-La Land.

Tampa (0/0) — Police say St. Pete woman kidnapped neighbor’s baby.

Turfway (2/1) — Race 3 was contentious, and players of all stripes saw K Lynn Wins, Fair Odds of 6-1 and 87 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, running to that billing; she had to rally, though, winning by 1¾ at $22.40. Good work.

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 4½f, 6½f
Sam Houston 5½f
Laurel 6f
PennNat 6f, 1m70y
Turfway 6½f

Rally
Chas. Town 7f
Gulf 1 1/16m (T)

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Send sandbags.

About Shoutoute

The unofficial spokesperson for the Boys In The Backroom...
This entry was posted in News, Picks, Stakes, WMF and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to First Post: Friday, February 17, 2017

  1. halochef says:

    OBTW do you remember when i posted on this comment forum the wife and i were moving to this here state of CA? and the boys in the back room said and i quote “BRING WATER”. well i hope the boys are happy as i did bring some of the snow from that steel city in the form of rain! Stay dry!
    halochef

  2. halochef says:

    Hey Sir you ok or near that sink hole???

Leave a Reply