First Post: Wednesday, February 15, 2017


Plum perfect

Hey! How’s things going in the Rust Belt & Bible Belt these days? Armageddon can’t come fast enough, right? Meanwhile, La-La Land has got it on lock: blossoms already, plus it’s the proverbial sunny and 75°F.

On the other hoof, N. Inchon can land a nuke on us now, and seismic activity is always a danger. Plus it will be raining Thurs.-Mon. So, good times are ending shortly. Oh, well. If you have to die somewhere in the middle of February, it might as well be here…

Free ones: Rundown…

Gulfstream Park Proper 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 9, 11

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Mahoning 3, 6, 7, 8
Tampa 8, 9
Turfway 9
Turf Paradise 3

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but Arse F.C. travels to Deutschland Über Alles for its annual stomping at the feet of FC Bayern Munchen in the knockout stages of the UEFA Champeens League. A win or draw makes the tie interesting, but even a 1-goal loss with an away goal for the Londoners would keep the overall outcome in the balance. Achtung! Guten nacht und guten fußball!

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)

Sam Houston (2/1) — Players of all stripes bowed to Lord Arthur in a contentious Race 6; his Fair Odds were 5-1, and he was your field-best rating on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis; he raced ribcage-to-wire to win by a clean half-length at $21.20. Good work.

Mahoning (0/0) — Man charged with robbery at Warren hotel.

Keystone (0/0) — Chunks of ice fall onto Market St.

Sunland (0/0) — ICE conducts immigration raids in Las Cruces.

Turf Paradise (0/0) — Visiting Coyotes drubbed by Edmonton, 5-2; Martin Hanzal scored his 14th goal of the season for Ariz.

WMF Report:

Chas. Town 4½f, 6½f
Delta 5f
PennNat 6f, 1m70y

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. A riot of wildflowers to erupt shortly here.

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