Monday Boxing: Pop-Culture Catch-Up Edition

Two easy targets this time: Rommey (Rommey!) and K. Stewart, cuckoldress…

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Another Gratuitous Kauai Photo

Rommey, just one of these guys who tries so hard, too hard, to make you want to be impressed with him. The world is full of these guys: “Look what I did! I’m so great. I’m better than you by virtue of hanging out with…MI6, Nascar owners, the Angel Moron-i, etc. and so on, ad infinitum”…

KEEP THESE MOPESz OUT OF YOUR LIFE. IN OTHER WORDS, STAY AWAY FROM MOST MESSAGE BOARDSz (you know who you are) ON THE INTERWEBSZ ABOUT HORSERACING, AND ESPECIALLY THOSE ABOUT HANDICAPPING! We promise you, you’re better than 99 percent of their contributors. Tyvm…

As for Bella Stewart, she continues what we observe as a disturbing trend. You have these little nebbish dark-haried girls who are possessed by a streak of sheer evil: A. Knox, C. Anthony, K. Stewart. And those are just the ones who get on TV regularly. They pop up way-more in real life — we have the misfortune of knowing more than our share!

No, these are not to be confused with the so-called Manic Pixie Dream Girls a la Z. Deschanel (full-time) or N. Portman (part-time).

Rather, these are the ones who are true nebbish, approx. 5 feet tall, brown-haired, Caucasian, pure evil, like they have to prove that even though they are no buxom blonde beauties, they are capable of conjuring heartbreak and panic and pure evil by their amorous misdeeds: A. Knox, C. Anthony, K. Stewart, (initials withheld), they’re all part of this trend. STAY AWAY IF YOU VALUE YOUR MANHOOD. STAY AWAY, STAY AWAY, STAY AWAY!!!!!!!11

Oh, yeah. Almost forgot. The actual boxing…

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Race 8: #2 Beau Mec (early) – #7 Fisticuff (final)

Thank you. Best wishes. More rants tomorrow as a lead-in to your weekly “Tuesday Sniping”. Until such time, it’s goodbye. So long.

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