First Post: Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Crisis-acting, eh! As well, surely we will soon learn the REAL truth about how Orenthal James Simpson was framed, and how the Central Park Five & Barrie Soetoro really are guilty of whatever it is they have been charged. Justice! ’murrika! Yeeeeeehawwwwwwwww! Continue reading

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First Post: Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Hey! And if you’re going back to work or the office today, leave the AR-15s at home, OK? Let your coworkers live this time. Continue reading

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First Post: Monday, February 19, 2018

Will you be sad when this long weekend is over? Whatever you do, keep the AR-15s at home, let the people live, huh? Continue reading

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First Post: Sunday, February 18, 2018

Ready to hit some (more)? You never know! Continue reading

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First Post: Saturday, February 17, 2018

Good afternoon across all North American Time Zones now. Good afternoon this time. Good afternoon! Continue reading

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First Post: Friday, February 16, 2018

MAGA! Make All G- Accountable? But what’s the ‘G’ stand for? Greedsters? Gunowners? Genital-Grabbers? We ask, you decide! Continue reading

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First Post: Thursday, February 15, 2018

We have to go to this song over and over, not just because it’s good, but because…

It’s a semiautomatic,
Believers are ecstatic,
You see the way they cling,
The cold metallic sting…
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First Post: Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Hard day to gauge: Saint Valentine’s, yes, but also the solemn Ash Wednesday, plus some kind of firearm-related tragedy in So. Fla. Hard day to gauge. Yet through it all, we are pleased to announce all advisories from this here space for the next 12 mos. (11½?) will be informed by the latest-and-greatest, brand-spanking-new 2018 Cynthia Publishing Co. Par Times. God is great, Allahu akbar, here’s to the Buddha nature, etc. The Universe willed it. Continue reading

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First Post: Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Live and direct from New Orleans, The City That Care Forgot. Well, nearly live. Pete Fountain, horseplayer, clarinetist, all-around good soul. R.I.P. But today is Mardi Gras, cher, so throw me sumthin’, Mistah! Continue reading

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First Post: Monday, February 12, 2018

Hey! Let’s all bet a fin in Commemoration of the Birthday of Our 16th President today. The album in the above clip is titled Lincoln, and it’s by the eternal They Might Be Giants. Continue reading

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