First Post: Thursday, February 22, 2018

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You can’t argue with that!

And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, babyContinue reading

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First Post: Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Crisis-acting, eh! As well, surely we will soon learn the REAL truth about how Orenthal James Simpson was framed, and how the Central Park Five & Barrie Soetoro really are guilty of whatever it is they have been charged. Justice! ’murrika! Yeeeeeehawwwwwwwww! Continue reading

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First Post: Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Hey! And if you’re going back to work or the office today, leave the AR-15s at home, OK? Let your coworkers live this time. Continue reading

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First Post: Monday, February 19, 2018

Will you be sad when this long weekend is over? Whatever you do, keep the AR-15s at home, let the people live, huh? Continue reading

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First Post: Sunday, February 18, 2018

Ready to hit some (more)? You never know! Continue reading

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First Post: Saturday, February 17, 2018

Good afternoon across all North American Time Zones now. Good afternoon this time. Good afternoon! Continue reading

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First Post: Friday, February 16, 2018

MAGA! Make All G- Accountable? But what’s the ‘G’ stand for? Greedsters? Gunowners? Genital-Grabbers? We ask, you decide! Continue reading

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First Post: Thursday, February 15, 2018

We have to go to this song over and over, not just because it’s good, but because…

It’s a semiautomatic,
Believers are ecstatic,
You see the way they cling,
The cold metallic sting…
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First Post: Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Hard day to gauge: Saint Valentine’s, yes, but also the solemn Ash Wednesday, plus some kind of firearm-related tragedy in So. Fla. Hard day to gauge. Yet through it all, we are pleased to announce all advisories from this here space for the next 12 mos. (11½?) will be informed by the latest-and-greatest, brand-spanking-new 2018 Cynthia Publishing Co. Par Times. God is great, Allahu akbar, here’s to the Buddha nature, etc. The Universe willed it. Continue reading

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First Post: Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Live and direct from New Orleans, The City That Care Forgot. Well, nearly live. Pete Fountain, horseplayer, clarinetist, all-around good soul. R.I.P. But today is Mardi Gras, cher, so throw me sumthin’, Mistah! Continue reading

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